My friends and family (especially Jamie Dusek) some times get a bit annoyed when I praise Chicago too much. Well kiss my.....all right, to be fair, the ten WORST things about Chicago: 1: Crime: you know where not to go because those areas are war zones. 2: Absurd winters: razor winds and days so cold that it registers in Kelvin. 3: Traffic has gotten a lot worse since I left. Like LA bad some times. 4: You want political corruption, there is none higher. 5: Taxes and lots of em. 6: Park your car downtown? Better take out a loan. 7: Well winter is over and now its 100 and humid and sticky and here comes the mosquitos. 8: Hey the (any Chicago pro sports team) won the championship, now get ready for a long drought until the next one. 9: This food is awesome, but I just gained 20 pounds. 10: The White Sox-Cubs rivalry, its just so stupid and pointless. See I can be fair
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 23:00:41 +0000
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