My grandson Mr. Katfish...preparing for his audition in the new Action Adventure Series..... MYSTERIOUS MUSTACHED MAN What with Swartzennneger, Bruce Willis and Mr. Bean all getting old......now is the time for a New Young Handsome Action Star to step up and capture the interest of movie goers world wide!!! For signed Autographs, please send a self addressed stamped envelope along with a certified cashiers check for $100.00 to Paw Paw Matthews Inc...Matthews Big Montana Cattle Ranch....Selah WA....allow six to eight weeks for delivery.....and you too could own a piece of history....this is a limited offer....until Zuckenbragger and his Facebook Nazis Ban me from this too..... Sorry ladies....Mr. Katfish is not accepting proposals at this time. But is accepting date applications.......please include a complete list of your hunt and fishing assets....to include but not limited to rifles, fishing rods, boat or ship, pickup..(4x4 a must), please also list all deeded property..(Alaska,Montana and Canada given special consideration). Please also list any and all prepaid Safaris... to Include game tags....accommodations for six a must......Due to his young age Mr. Katfish must travel with his auntorage.... to include his ma and pa....not to mention Paw Paw Matthews and Grandma Suzy. (Okay...Suzy is actually MY auntorage.....but since I wont travel without her and Katfish dont hunt or fish without me.....accommodations for six..) Any questions or to pick up a date application......please contact Paw Paw Matthews.....but if questioned by either Katfishs mama....or his grandma Suzy......I dont know you or what your talking about.......and if your dumb enough to mention the word Date to either woman.......were both DEAD.......so I cant stress enough......MUMS THE WORD!!!! P.S.....on second thought.....its not worth dying over a minor misunderstanding.....just be satisfied with an autograph....
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 23:33:23 +0000
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