My list of dirty little yoga secrets. I secretly say “Meow!” and “Moo!” in my mind when I practice Cat/Cow. I have a strong compulsion to do it aloud, but it hasn’t overpowered me yet. My mat has to be perfectly aligned with the lines on the wood floor. If it isn’t, I can’t focus. In tough poses, you’d think I was playing a heated game of bball against my biggest rival. Only thing is, I’m shit-talking myself. “Suck it up, mo fo! What kind of a %*$$@ are you?!” I’m working on this. I like to wear my favorite slippers when I’m in Viparita Karani (Legs-Up-the-Wall pose) at home. So snuggly! Sometimes I write blog posts in my mind when I’m supposed to be practicing and paying attention in class. :P I stealthily feel up my own booty in yoga class to see if it’s getting tighter. I fantasize about bursting out in a brilliant cussing storm during a silent moment in class, then blaming it on Tourette’s. Now come to meeee. Look into my eyes. Tell me your yoga secrets! Thank you YIFY
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 04:25:01 +0000
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