My little rant is about many of the USs top movie critics shown in Rotten Tomatoes. I found that all of those that didnt like Godzilla (2014) also didnt like Captain Americas Winter Soldier or Batman: Dark Knight. If a person doesnt like any of these 3 movies, you are not a movie lover, youre a movie snob and the only people you are writing the article for is your hipster friends to show how cool you were for not clapping in the theater at surprisingly awesome parts. We need to rid ourselves of these hipster movie snobs. Several of these snobs that were critics even way back during the Jurassic Park movie didnt like that either. Away with them! Dont heckle them ( they have a martyr complex), dont threaten them. Instead, fellow movie-loving Geeks, go to their supervisor and say that you should be hired instead since the movies you like tend to make lots of money. If you dont like any of the movies I just mentioned, our store isnt meant for you. The more of these movies you liked, the more special treatment you will get from our staff. Heck, well throw in a shoe shine to your Super-hero Converse shoes by yours truly if you add Empire Strikes Back and The Nightmare Before Christmas. Good day to you TRUE geeks.
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 16:06:06 +0000
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