My mom called and asked yall eat your black eyes peas. I jumped off the sofa and yelled to D... We forgot to prepare black eye peas! And so we go rumbling through the cabinet looking for a damn can. Finally I had to call my mom and ask do you have some black eyes peas to share?... She replies no, I guess you wont have any luck this year. Then D yells I found a bag in the freezer! So of course I was singing like Eddie Murphy in his stand up act Delirious. He was singing I got some ice cream, I got some ice cream..... Hell I was singing over the phone to my mom we found some black eye peas, we found some black eyes in my Eddie Murphy voice. Then she gut punches me and shoots me down saying they wont taste good without pork. Happy spiritual journey! I see where 2015 is heading!
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 02:39:42 +0000
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