My neighbour is a member of Christ Embassy. She is here giving me a sermon on why God hates divorce and why Anita is a wicked woman for filing divorce papers. She says she doesnt understand why she would want to divorce a nice husband like that. I am amused. Me: How do you know hes nice. Do you live with them? Her: He is. You can tell na. Me: Maybe she got tired of his ororo sporting waves. Her: Whats that? Me: His hair na. He looks like a man that would have more hair products than her in the bathroom. I would divorce any man that spends more than 10 seconds on his hair too. Her: Stop it jor. Im serious. Me: So am I. Maybe he cheated. Or maybe he didnt used to do the do well. You know he actually gave his congregation permission to masturbate so maybe he didnt use to do her again. He used to just do himself. Her: (looks at me pitifully) May God forgive you.
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 08:13:18 +0000
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