My relationship with YouTube can be summarized perfectly by rehashing the experience I just had there: Internal Dialogue: Oh look! A cute video of a fox playing fetch ----> More videos of a cute pet fox. I would like to have a pet fox. I wonder what foxs really say. Oh, I didnt realize they kind of purred like cats, and talk a little. thats cute. You can teach them to sit and roll over. Like a dog. Oh, this guy has a whole video about him and his pet fox. How cute. Oh *pause*(downward spiral) wait. his avatar is....a blue cartoon fox and another ....fox. *ominous foreboding* Oh. Oh. Look, This same guy has videos of himself in a.... fox costume. playing a violin. *simultaneous epiphany and mental devastation* Holy. Shit. This dude is a furry. And has a fox fetish. And a pet fox. I have officially wandered into the weird spot of YouTube. AGAIN. QUICK CLICK A CUTE VIDEO TO ENABLE MENTAL BLEACH. Oh... Look a completely harmless and cute antidotal video that the perverts of YouTube couldnt possibly ruin for me. Oh wait. What are they doing with that .... How could they even... Does that even fit? IS this legal? Where did they.... Ok quick, click another video. RUN RUN. Lets get out of here. Fail. Abort. Abort. Let me try again. CLICK. RUN. CLICK. RUN. Rinse. Repeat. YouTube is like the russian roulette of the internet. Eventually youre going to bump into the wrong chamber, no matter how you avoid it.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 03:44:05 +0000
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