My son, Carson, happened to be exposed to that Canadian brain-virus known as Justin Bieber on the way to school one day. He now understands that this monster is adored by 15 year-old girls and...no one else. Carson also now sees The Biebs get to drive Ferraris and Ducati motorcycles really fast. He became obsessed. After an especially terrible song of Beibers was delivered into his inner ear canal, Carson looked at me definitively and said: Carson needs to get HIS. So with some pride, and possibly more chagrin, I offer you my progenys first ever track, which entitled: Ba-Ba-Black Sheep. Its available on iTunes and iBaby-something. I cant keep up with the apps nowadays, so it is on you, The Reader, to find it for download in your locale of choice. I have no doubt that this song will go triple platinum, but Carson may want to have Justin Timberlake or one of those types of musical people-folk give it the Brittney Spears treatment. Lots of voice filtering and aggressive breast-enhancing costumes will surely result. I think my son is on to something though. When we listen to Katy Perrys Dark Horse on the way to school, I feel like I am in a strip club, whereas my son says: Daddy, song pretty cool. Yes, son. It is pretty cool. Pretty darned cool.
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 22:31:08 +0000
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