My son was working tech crew for the Cheer Cabaret rehearsal - TopicsExpress



          

My son was working tech crew for the Cheer Cabaret rehearsal tonight. I knew he was coming home late. I put on a gray hoodie and pulled the drawstrings down until all that was showing was my mouth. I hid in the dark corner between houses. I waited. And waited. And waited. And when he and his friend showed up in my driveway in her little Fiat 500... I LUNGED FROM THE SHADOWS...TONGUE ALL ACYRUS-ING THROUGH THE OPENING OF MY HOOD...ARMS STRETCHING FOR MY NEXT VICTIM...STUTTER-STEPPING TOWARDS A CAR CONTAINING TWO INNOCENT TEENAGERS!!! A SARDINE CAN OF TERROR!!! Then after the giggles of horror and relief from inside the shoebox-mobile, I stopped, turned, and pranced through the front door of the house like a giddy pony. Its Halloween, people.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 05:13:27 +0000

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