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My strengths outweigh my weaknesses. I am constantly caller #9 and win tickets to all the best shows. I bat 400. I have made extraordinary 4-course meals, using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I am an awesome bull fighter and world-class fisherman I dance with the stars and one night stand them. I consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. I once read Paradise Lost, The Odyssey, and War and Peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish my gun collection. I shower daily. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy security wear. Beef is my favorite food group. I bake 30-minute brownies in 20-minutes flat. Moms love me and children wanna be me. I know the exact location of every item in the super Wal-Mart. I always pick the most fullest and symmetrical Christmas trees. On Wednesdays, after practice, I repair electrical appliances for the homeless, free of charge. I eat soup. Im a go-getta. I sleep once a day. Basically, I rock.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 10:02:02 +0000

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