My wife left me to test me. Im sure thats whats going on. And there she is. Many of you know my propensity to go over to the dark side. That yummy chocolate bombshell, just staring back at me! The curves on that dish make my mouth water! Hello darling! No, that cheesy line wont work! Let me see....How about I stick my finger in you and give you a taste? Will it be that easy? Sure it will. Now, you just might feel a little poke....and I bring back my finger dripping with chocolaty goodness! Mmmmmm! Bumpy cake! Next time she bakes my sons Sanders Bumpy birthday cake with chocolate, marsh mellow filling, chocolate chunks, and fudge, and he leaves for a Red Wings game and she leaves for a wedding in Savannah, SHE BETTER POST AN ARMED MARINE GUARD! Now wheres my damn fork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What? You thought I had Halle Berry in a sea bag in my closet???? Not so far as you know!
Posted on: Fri, 10 Oct 2014 00:44:15 +0000