Mystery solved. I have often wondered who we sometimes followed into the elevator who applies Dollar General perfume with the more is better philosophy melded with Tommy Chongs bong water, leaving the car smelling of a Deadhead mini-van that someone had thrown up in. Early this morning, as Skooter and I exited the elevator for his morning constitutional, she was entering, doing the unmistakable, walk of shame. Today she had appeared to have chosen a base of Deep Woods Off with notes of Marlboro melded with touches of an unattended public restroom .
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 14:42:44 +0000