NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY. • Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentineor birthday. • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen guy” • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS. • Where parents claim they were always first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENSE’ • Where government officials don’t know the national anthem. •Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options when stuck in traffic. • Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! • Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger. • Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. • Where rich men must have pot belly. • WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. • Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr’ dre slippers • Where the man who had no shoes is the president. •Where bb porche is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 07:33:45 +0000
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