NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY. . • Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge • Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday. • Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node head say “notin dey happen guy” • Where a blind beggar will reject a fake nairanote. • Where Groundnuts are sold in BOTTLES and WATER is sold in SATCHETS. • Where parents claim they were always first position in school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’ • Where government officials don’t know the national anthem. •Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic. • Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. • Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus! • Where u are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger. • Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are. • Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. • Where rich men must have pot belly. • WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW. • Where generator is a social amenity. • Where people dey collect change from beggar hand. • Where igbo men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr’dre slippers • Where the man who had no shoes is the president. •Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!! like the post if u understand how e dey go for Naija, Share if you still love your country Naija
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 10:41:17 +0000
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