NIGERIAN MOVIES 1. The prince must always be a brown man. 2. The prince always studies abroad, comes back to fall in love with a poor village girl. 3. The igwe rules a poor village, but hes driven in a motorcade of range-rover sport, Mercedes and hummer, and lives in a huge multimillion palace. 4. The igwes guards shake their chest muscles and open their eyes wide to show they are tough and VERY alert. 5. The eye of the gods/juju man can send lightning to kill a person even when the sun is up. 6. Ghosts have to make sure the road is clear before crossing. 7. You shoot a Nigerian man on the leg, he will touch his chest like he has a heart attack and he will bleed through the mouth. 8. A Nigerian robber must shoot in the air severally when escaping, that shows he is very dangerous. 9. People who use witchcraft to get money always get huge sacks of money in their bedroom. 10. In a typical Nigerian car accident, the victim jumps onto a stationary vehicle and dies instantly. 11. It is only in Nigerian movies that a casket is opened and the corpse is seen sweating
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