NSFC Twas the night before Christmas... The snow shimmered and shared the moons light as it fell from the sky. Clouds yielded to the motion of the heavenly father as he sat grinding cosmic diamonds to blanket the scene. Laid low in the valley of Nazareth rested a humble shelter that would glow like a really good set of Halloween vampire teeth, or something. Joe! Exclaimed Mary. Yes, Mary? What is it? Asked Joe. Its happening! She said. Whats happening? He demanded. That robe! Its really pretty far out. She remarked while throwing up a couple Fonzie thumbs. Joe stood from his favorite whittling chair and sauntered over to Mary who was poised to pinch a preggo dump out the window. Get over here, you! He demanded like a G. Baaabe, Im poopin. She pleaded. Joe was like Fine. Im gonna get some sleep. Can you kick some snow over that deuce before you come to bed? I dont want those wise-asses tracking it in tomorrow. You bet. Night babe. She grunted. God was questioning his choice of surrogates at this point. But, as we all know, it worked just fine. Jesus was born the next day and he grew up to be a fine gentlemen. The townspeople even put him on a pedestal or a crucifix or some shit, I dont remember. Good dude, though.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Dec 2014 01:45:21 +0000
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