NSTALLING A HUSBAND PROGRAM > > > Dear Tech Support, > > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to > Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system > performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which > operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 . > > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many > other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , > and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0 , NFL 3.0 and Golf > Clubs 4.1 . > > Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and > Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. > > Please note that I have tried running > Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.. > > What can I do? > > Signed, > Desperate. > > --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------� > > > DEAR DESPERATE > > First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is > an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. > > Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. > html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt > 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then > automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. > > However, remember, overuse of the above > application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy > Hour7.0 orBeer 6.1 . Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that > will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta . > > Whatever you do, DO NOT under any > circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background > that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). > > In addition, please do not attempt to > reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications > and will crash Husband 1.0 . > > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, > but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. > You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and > performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7... > Good Luck! > Tech Support�
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 19:43:10 +0000
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