Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, Harry,I have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014! Great Nancy, but how? asked Harry. Well get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, well go to a nice old country restaurant in Minnesota and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there. So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in St. James, Minnesota. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped in to the restaurant. The waiter took a step back and said, Hey! Arent you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi? Yes we are! said Nancy, And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color. They ordered a round of hamburgers for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. A few minutes later, a grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. For the next hour, another dozen farmers came in, lifted the dogs tail, and left shaking their heads. Finally, Nancy asked, Why did all those old farmers come in and look under the dogs tail? Is it some sort of custom? Lord no, said the waoter. Someones out there running around town, claiming theres a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 02:15:00 +0000
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