Need to know info Why is Aaron Hernandezs NFL career over? A: By the time he gets out of jail he wont have a tight end left. Q: What will happen if Tom Brady cant make the delivery of his first child with Gisele Bundchen? A: Bill Belichick will tape it! Q: What is the name for Giselle & Tom Bradys baby boy? A: Brady Bundch! Q: How do the Patriots spend the first week of training camp? A: Studying the Miranda Rights Q: Did you hear about Aaron Hernandez? A: He entered prison as a tight end and became a wide receiver. Q: Did you hear about the New England Patriots latest trade? A: They had to give up a first round pick and a felon to be named later! Q: How many Patriots fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in the Giants shadow! Q: Why does Aaron Hernandez resort to murdering people? A: Because Tim Tebow brings out the worst in everybody. Q: Why is Patriots player Rodney Harrison perfect for a broadcasting job with NBC? A: Anyone who has played with Bill Belichick knows a thing or two about being in front of a camera! Q: What happened after a man was arrested for taping Erin Andrews in her hotel room? A: He was immediately hired by the New England Patriots! Q: Why are the New England Patriots like Hillary Clinton? A: Both have Bills to push around. Q: Why did the Boston Red Sox trade Manny Ramirez? A: Because if he was anymore high maintenance Tom Brady might consider dating him! Q: Whats the difference between the New England Patriots and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the New England Patriots and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Q. How are the Patriots like my neighbors? A. They cant pick up a single yard! Q: Want to hear a Patriots joke? A: Tim Tebow! Q: Why is Danny Amendola like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation. Q: What is the difference between a Patriots fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: How many New England Patriots does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless its a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New England Patriots. Q: What do the New England Patriots and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell Jesus Christ. source:jokes4us/sportsjokes/nfljokes/newenglandpatriotsjokes.html
Posted on: Tue, 15 Jul 2014 01:38:22 +0000
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