Needed PB&J stuff so I got groceries. I go hard when it comes to my PB&J so i got a lot of the J which i put in my back pack. As all of you know I never tie my shoes, but today i was feeling exceptionally productive so outside the grocery store I thought hey why not start tying your shoes. As I lean down to do the aforementioned deed I am CRACKED in the back of the skull by what I can only assume was a a baseball bat wielding lowland gorilla. I am dazed, staggering and barely maintaining vision. Of course many of you know that I also do not close my backpack and have by now realized the truth that I was almost knocked out by a jar of jelly from my bag. I dont know which moral to learn. Keep your backpack zipped or never ever tie your shoes.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 23:04:12 +0000
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