Never let a chick put make up on in your bathroom. It starts as any horror film does; innocence and laughter as she skips down the hall saying be right back gotta get ready. Oblivious to what just transpired you walk into the bathroom and turn on the light. Gruesome stains on the floor. Bobby pins scattered everywhere like sadistic murder tools. Smears on the mirror, sign of a struggle. Once you think you have it all clean you spot a little grain on the counter. One small particle. As you wipe it away it expands and spreads across your entire countertop like an efficient retrovirus.
Posted on: Thu, 22 May 2014 13:11:34 +0000
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