New, this labor day: Everyone has the day off! Yes, everyone! No electricity as the workers will leave their posts and go on a picnic to the parks of uncut grass where gardeners have thrown caution to the wind and gone skydiving! At least they -would-, but all airports are shut down. All grocery stores are shut down. All trains are shut down. All cars are forbidden from driving on the streets as thatd require labor. The doors in your house will be torn down as opening one would be considered labor. If you havent yet gone to the bathroom, do so now. Everything is shut down on labor day so no walking to the bathroom, or kitchen, for you! Your brain will shut down and so will your heart and youll lie there, a motionless lump of flesh and blood, until Labor Day is officially over. Yes indeed, Labor Day.
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 19:52:12 +0000
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