Newfoundland surgeon Surgery, Five surgeons are talking. #1 The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. #2 The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is colour coded. #3 The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. #4 The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: You know, I like construction workers.... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over. #5 But, the fifth, a Newfoundland surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: Youre all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. Theres no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, -- and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 04:13:50 +0000
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