News flash! April 1, 2014! John Kerry announces major diplomatic deal with Russian cheeze, Putin! Us a d china and India are to build an oil and gas pipeline around the ukraine and Caucuses to feed India and China who will no longer have to buy from Russia! Russia now has no choice but to sell theirs cheaply to Europe. Putin nearly had a stroke but recovered. In additio , Kerry has thrown in the following supremely talented oeople who have now been shipped to Russia forever: Snowden who reportedly likes hard work and Siberian winter....the entire Kardashian clan and transgender bruce jenner..babies, spouses..all of them. Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears, jessica Simpson, alex rodrigous, lance armstrong, and bill clinton as well as eric cantor and john boehner, rising star ted cruz snd rand paul, michelle bachman and sarah palin. Canada is making it a multilateral effort sending Justin Bieber forever. There are rumors sam champion and robin roberts were thrown in at the last minute as eell. Kerry says Putin needs domething else to focus on. This oughta do it!
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 01:47:59 +0000