Nicknames in use - that have been given to Glasgow characters by their friends and workmates. Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker) Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter. Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap. The Gas Man - hes serviced loads of old boilers. The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side). The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: Ill get back to you on that. The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute. Cashline - an experienced young lass whos open 24 hours a day. Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns. Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: Let me put you in the picture... Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour. Brewers Droop - his real name is Willie Falls. The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle. The Marksman - when its his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the craw Dulux - his pals reckon hes only got one coat. Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up. Captain Hook - continually late for work, its believed he must be scared of the alarm clock. The Yeti - always on the sick, there have been many unconfirmed sightings of this guy, but nobody can prove he actually exists. The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: Sorry, my hands are tied. The Chernobyl Jannie - during the mid-Eighties this guy had a really bad complexion. The Woodpecker - hes always tapping.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 11:30:42 +0000
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