No, no, no, you dont have to engage in a long explanation of why youre single. Weve spent five minutes together, I think Ive got it.......Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.......I hate when I spend the extra money to buy organic vegetables only to get home and find out that I bought regular donuts.......Orgasms are a lot like pizza. As long as I have pizza I dont really care if you dont have any pizza.......How do I like my eggs?... Umm in a cake.......Roasted beef is like regular beef except the cows family tells embarrassing stories about it, which are tough and tasteless.......A quick notice for those that look for me in the mornings...The last several days have been brought to you by my friend, Susan, who leant me her laptop but I must return it today...my computer crashed and Im in the process of getting it fixed. I will post as Im able but dont want yall to think Ive disappeared off the face of the planet...that being said...Happy Thursday everybody!!
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 11:23:46 +0000
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