No one is around! I can make my move! I look over my shoulder one more time & the coast is clear! I open the freezer to reach in & grab a chunk of my hidden dark chocolate. Just as Im about to sink my teeth into my amazingness my toddler enters the room. He notices the freezer, then looks up to see me shoving mouth full of chocolate! He starts begging. I panic! I dont want to share my piece of heaven...but hes ruining my spa moment with his demands. I quickly shove the rest of my chocolate back into the freezer & spit a piece of the chocolate from my mouth onto my fingers & shove it into the mouth of my toddler to silence the shrieks right as my 7 year old enters the room... Kai: Mom!!! Stop!!! Gross! What are you doing?!?! Me: Shhhh!!! Dont teach him its gross! Youll ruin everything! I used to give you bites too. Kai: (grabs his stomach & turns green) ugh, mom....I just...ugh... Eyes so big they might just pop out of their socket & in a very distressed voice...we are not baby birds mom Walks away shaking head... I think this really disturbed him...but my chocolate is safe 😉
Posted on: Wed, 12 Nov 2014 02:02:42 +0000
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