Noahs Terrible Movie Reviews #3 Plan Nine From Outer Space *extremly slow sarcastic clap* I am not sure how to describe this movie. It is, it is unexplanable. I only saw this half-way through (The internet aricives did not have the best streaming) but I saw enough. They used Korean War stock footage for a scene in California. They did not even try to at least make it look real. Nope, Korea in California. The special effects where bad. I mean I could see the string on the flying saucer. Nosferatu, the best goth movie ever made, had better and more realistic effects. Yes, I think a movie made 35 years prior was better than this. I could clearly see people reading off a script. I mean they literally in the middle of filming would look at the script. In a scene where they are in an airplane cockpit, the altometer I think, is just a clear plastic disk with arrows attached. They even used the same damn shower curtain, yes, that, numerous times. In different scenes. In another scene where they are at a funeral, about six mourners come out of a 4*4*6 monolesem (I know its spelled wrong). Right there and then I thought, is this the Benny Hill Show? sadlly I had not stumbled across a lost work of Benny Hill, but this, this thing. This is as far as I am going. This could be 50 times longer, but I dont have that much time. Although it is terrible, it is not the worst of all time (As you know I think Filmed Theater 43 should hold that title). It is too much fun, to see Ed Wood trying to make film. This is bad to the funnest degree you can take it. All in all, Plan Nine is good for anybody lookign for a really bad movie without the terribleness of most bad movies. So sesith Noah, reviewer of bad movies.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Feb 2014 20:40:29 +0000
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