Nobody knows, the trouble Ive seen.... Oh! Hello everyone. I did not know I was on Facebook (yeah right?). It has been some time since I wrote from the dark side of the moon. I am to released for the big day...I cant wait. Really. I am sure most people think I am referring to the Super Bowl. Believe what you may. Speaking of the Super Bowl, we just watched the Patriot/Colts game. It is interesting to watch football in space. So scandalous was the deflatable ball debate, that the NFL has the IFL (Intergalactic Football League) involved. As a matter of speaking, all eleven Patriot footballs are up here. The IFL is trying to weigh them to see if they do, in fact and part, meet the regulations. There is one problem though...there is no gravity up here. What a bunch of idiots. Every time they try place a football on a scale, it does what? Float. They have figured it out yet. It does keep their minds preoccupied though. Since my last posting up here, Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus got into it. Remember, Miley came crashing in her on wrecking ball. There was a brawl of Captain James T. Kirk. Well, when things get somewhat still and silent up here, the guards found it amusing to put both women in the same cell. You want to talk about a dog fight (if you know what I mean), that is it. The guards tie Mr. Kirk to what is know coined the ball only to allow it to swing as a pendulum. They then set the two ladies in the same cell as the ball with Captain Kirk swings to and fro. They are then instigated to fight for the Captain as the ball continually sways back and forth. It is amusing to watch as they dart and dodge the ball; never knowing which way it will go. The goal of this new game is to free Captain Kirk. Which ever of the two ladies free him from the weight that holds him captive gets him for the evening. As Forrest Gump would say: Thats all I am goin to say about that. You dont want to know. Poor Captain Kirk. I feel so sorry for him. It is hard to differentiate if he is shouting for freedom, or screaming for his life to finish. The look on his face is incomprehensible. I am sure if he had his druthers, he would rather be back at the Moonstruck Saloon arm wrestling the Klingons. Last night, he tried to prove his superiority over one of them. There the both men sat. Their arms were fully extended. They clutched hands. And R2D2 gave the command to start. I never knew arm wrestling could be so exciting! Captain Kirk was about to tap the Klingons hand to the table, when his opponent, the Klingon, did the unthinkable. He head butted the Captain. They had to hurt. If you know anything about the Klingons, you know they have those disgusting bumps and lumps on their foreheads. He smacked the Captain with such force, that James T. Kirks head fully extended backwards. He was out for the count. I thought it was an ingenious move on the part of the Klingon. No wonder, the U.S.S. Enterprise could never win. I later found out that there are no rules up here. A prisoner can use what means and methods available to him or her. Gotta go! They just started swinging the pendulum. Oh boy! This looks like it could be very interesting. Miley just hopped on top of the wrecking ball as if to jump on top of Lindsay. I hope she recognizes that plan will fail miserably. There is no gravity. Oh wait, Lindsay grabbed one of the footballs from last weeks game. I think she is going to wing at Miley....This is getting good. See ya!
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 10:51:11 +0000
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