Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000. But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Law of equality The time taken by a wife when she says Ill get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says Ill call u in 5 min! 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you click I Agree......!! 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge? . . . . . . .😶 .😐 .😇 Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas.. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today. Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick. Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Hubby Ke Bday Par Wife Ne Pucha- Kya Gift Dun?? Hubby:- Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!! Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 I argued... She argued... I shouted... She shouted and then she cried Result: she won by duckworth lewis method 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a time ... While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes. ------------- 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 This one will surely bring a smile. Getting married is like giving . . . . . Your own Supari.. Materialistic world.. 〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰 All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Callsg from Wife ..surely does... Keep laughing..
Posted on: Mon, 18 Nov 2013 02:50:07 +0000
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