Not to toot my own horn or nuthin, but I just save the world from evil tyranny... Ellie Cat had just finished her book, that I am sure would have been an international best seller among cats. I chewed it up. I know this sounds mean, as she has been working on it in secret day and night for months... It was titled: "How to rule the world without thumbs, dominate the humans and scratch dogs on the tender parts of they doofy noses" Had this been shipped to her publisher, cats everywhere would have read it, and known the terrible secrets within... Now, to the untrained eye (humans...sigh) it looked like a partially shredded roll of paper towels. (evil kitty code writing) So i did get a "bad puppy" for making the hall look like Christmas Land at a mall, but saving mankind from tyrannical maniacal evil kitty domination makes it well worth it... I am now hiding my tender nose parts from a very peeved little black kitty...
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 15:21:45 +0000
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