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Note to husband: You are no longer allowed to express exasperation of any kind if baked potatoes explode in the oven. I was stabbing them deeply and thoroughly because I am full aware of the frequency at which said explosions occur and am aware it is because I usually cheat and just poke them with my fingernails as I am throwing them into the oven rather than poking them properly with a sharp knife. Well, this time was jabbing them thoroughly and have just stabbed myself in the hand. Seriously, blood is coming out freely. I look like I have tried to commit suicide, and am really really bad at it.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:10:12 +0000

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