Notice to all Employees: It has been brought to managements attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative TRY SAYING phrases have been provided so that a proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You dont know what the f_ck youre doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: Shes an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: Shes a f_cking bit_h. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late . INSTEAD OF: And when the f_ck do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TRY SAYING: Im certain that isnt feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f_cking way. Number 5 TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: Youve got to be sh_tting me! Number 6 TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh_t. Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasnt involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: Its not my f_cking problem. Number 8 TRY SAYING: Thats interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f_ck? Number 9 TRY SAYING: Im not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh_t wont work. Number 10 TRY SAYING: Ill try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f_ck didnt you tell me sooner? Number 11 TRY SAYING: Hes not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: Hes got his head up his a_s. Number 12 TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh_t and die. Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you werent happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a_s. Number 14 TRY SAYING: Im a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: F_ck it, Im on salary. Number 15 TRY SAYING: I dont think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a_s. Number 16 TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This f_cking job sucks. Number 17 TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f_ck died and made you boss? Number 18 TRY SAYING: Hes somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: Hes a pr_ck. Thank You, Human Resources
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 15:07:38 +0000
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