November 8th is Dunce Day: Celebrate your inner-dunce! Even those among us with the biggest, shiniest brains possess the capacity for being a whole lot of dumb. Normally, we frown on letting the Forest Gump in us run amok, but on this one glorious day, we should proudly unleash our duh upon the world! I, for one, plan on asking my friends and family the questions Im normally afraid are too duncey to give voice to, such as: Does a tiny man live in the refrigerator and turn the light on and off for us? If I lift one of my legs off of the floor, and then my other leg, will I be floating? If I drink the liquid in my Magic 8 Ball, will I be able to see the future? If I stick Pop Rocks up my nose, will my head explode?
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 17:00:00 +0000
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