Now accepting applications for my next failed attempt at love. Requirements: *Female (with no pre op skeletons in the closet) *Alive (unless Jessica Biel) *Must avoid intelligent conversations at all costs, any meaningful sentiments, or the slightest possibility of being honest. *Doesnt need to be employed, because I work two jobs 60-70 hours a week so spend my finances as you see fit. If you run out of money dont worry, Ill get another paycheck next week. *Finally, must have the ability to tear my self esteem apart like a rabid rottie on a cuddly teddy bear, because we all know how can you truly know you are loved by that person unless they tell you what kind of worthless piece of shit you are.... All interested applicants, please take the time include a paragraph as to why I should choose you, and I will reply with a dick pic as promptly as possible. Sincerely, Just another lost soul looking for my mate.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 00:27:42 +0000
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