Now for the report everyone has been waiting for... Were all chilling in the hotel sipping a few drinks back when... Jordan Bore wacks Greased Lighting on, slicking back his hair like Travolta, only later to be told he looks like his going to a christening.. Just as Summer Nights comes on a massive scream comes from the room across the way, where none other than Charlie Hunt has only gone and cut himself trying to shave his monobrow. After all the bloods mopped up, only Rods struts in to 212 where he is cracking the denim on denim look. Just as the madness calmed down the taxi pulls up outside and Sam Smy sh*ts himself.. Some time later we finally make it out and as soon as we do Smy gets turned away for wearing plimsoles. So we finally sneak into our first bar until we hear a faint shout from the distance of wait up. We turn around to find James Foreman not being let in, Scott strolls over only to discover Foremans form of ID is his debit card... Were now chilling in VIP bottles of Grey Goose everywhere, the atmospheres nice and relaxed until Jacob Bodkin tries to start on Le Bron James... You dont need me to tell you how that finished... Needless to say he was not seen for the rest of the night. Scotts bought a round in at the 80s bar - Flare and boy were tempers flared... As soon as we get in Foremans been accidentally headbutted. The fights didnt stop there either, next thing we know we look over Bore and Sam Leslie are in a scrap.. Once the pushing and the slaps stop, we find the cause... its only over a bleeding jäger bomb. Leslie sees Scott talking to a few local girls and as soon approaches, the dead schoolgirl, the devil and lil Bo peep run away from him. The nights coming to a close so where else is there to be than a strip club... As soon as we get in Bore gets recognised by a dancer and within seconds his been taken to his very own VIP room. Leslie has been chipping away all night about his wife he met in the club the night before... Low and behold within minutes shes already cheated on him. Ash Mills took up a front row seat for the whole evening, where his chin was stuck to the floor. As for Rods, naked ladies arent his thing so he turned his chair to face the wall and fell asleep. 1 hour and so many minutes later Bore returns from his dance with a grin that makes the Cheshire Cat unhappy... Newcastle Saturday 2nd October 2013
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 10:38:19 +0000
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