Number One Interview (episode #2) ✨ Whatever Forever 🌟 #1: Lets see...youre The Whatever Forever? Whatever Forever: Drop the The. Just Whatever Forever. Its cleaner. #1: Ok. So youre Whatever Forever? Whatever Forever: Yeah. #1: Is it true that your new bass player Jordan is an analyst at Brewster Keegan? Whatever Forever: Yeah, hes a junior analyst. #1: This is actually a two-part question. I’m applying for a summer internship at Brewster Keegan... Actually lets skip that question. Whatever Forever: No problem. #1: Have you made a T-shirt that says Whatever on the front & ∞ on the back Whatever Forever: Yeah. Weve got them right here in these boxes. #1: I have eight bucks if you have a medium lemon yellow one left? Whatever Forever: Nope. All out of yellow. How about teal? #1: No thanks. Whatever Forever: How about Taupe? #1: What color is that? Whatever Forever: Its like a dark tan color. Sorta brownish & gray. #1: Meh. Whatever Forever: Medium sized people like lemon yellow. What can we say? #1: What exactly do you mean by Medium Sized People? Whatever Forever: You know like people who always get size medium shirts. #1: I dont always get mediums & I try to wear appropriately sized shirts. Whatever Forever: Well... what size shirt are you most comfortable in? #1: I like an extra large for sleeping in. Whatever Forever: We have an extra large lemon yellow if you want it? #1: Ok. Thanks. Here ya go. Whatever Forever: All in pennies. How lovely. #1: All eight hundred. I counted them this morning after drinking coffees. Whatever Forever: We like coffees. #1: Yeah but whos your favorite DJ? Whatever Forever: DJ Jake Rudh. #1: You like Jake? Jakes my boy! I just talked to Jake in the gym. He asked me about you. Whatever Forever: Did not? #1: He did too. He did. He asked me what you were like? Whatever Forever: What should we do? Should we go up to him? Should we say Hi Jake, were Whatever Forever. Or no, maybe we should let him come to us? #1: This is not my department. Whatever Forever: What if we decide to let him come to us, then he forgets. Or what if he changes his mind, then were totally screwed right? #1: Apparently so. Whatever Forever: What would you do if you were me? #1: Im a gamblin man by nature & Id go for it. Whatever Forever: This is so strange but I think will. Youre the best! #1: Wait...Do you know anything about floppy disks? Whatever Forever: Well talk about this on the bus, ok? #1: You must really love music, huh? Whatever Forever: Yeah, we love music. #1: So, tell me. Whats your favorite song? Whatever Forever: We sort of like them all? #1: Thats a riot. Im the exact same way. It must be twice as hard for you, having the same name as a catch phrase? Whatever Forever: Whatever? #1: I have prizes! Whatever Forever: Really? Awesome! #1: Four Red Pens, each individually labeled: Clara, Jordan, Howard or Dave. Whatever Forever: Hey lets always have these red pens on us for rehearsals, recordings & performances from here on out. #1: You could change your name to Clara, Jordan, Howard, Dave, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch? Whatever Forever: Maybe not. Thank you for the pens & the interview Kevin. #1: Youre welcome Whatever Forever. Whatever Forever: So... what now? #1: How about a Number One Interview Bonus Round? Whatever Forever: Ok. #1: Where do you live? Whatever Forever: In the city. #1: You have a house? Whatever Forever: Apartment. #1: Own or rent? Whatever Forever: Rent. #1: What do you do for a living? Whatever Forever: Lots of things. #1: Wheres your office? Whatever Forever: we dont have one. #1: How come? Whatever Forever: we dont need one. #1: Wheres your album? Whatever Forever: Dont have one. #1: How come? Whatever Forever: Its a long story. #1: How many songs do you have? Whatever Forever: We cant say. #1: How come? Whatever Forever: Its an even longer story. #1: Are you my peers? Whatever Forever: Whats your record for consecutive questions asked? #1: Thirty eight thousand. Whatever Forever: Were your peers alright. #1: That the end. Whatever Forever: Weve made it! #1: Its true. Whatever Forever: Clara, Jordan, Howard, Dave, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Titch. #1: Nice one!
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 20:23:06 +0000
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