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OK, Michael Gove had a nightmare first day in a new job, getting stuck in the lav. I had a worse one in the summer of 1971. My dad got me a holiday job in Ideal Standard (toilet manufacturer) where he worked as a labourer to make some cash before uni. The instruction was to watch that dial. I watched it religiously. Trouble is I watched the wrong one. There was a loud rumbling noise then hundreds of gallons of slip (hot, grey, liquid clay) spewed out knocking me off my feet. Ten minutes later I was in the office, looking like a snowman as it dried, getting bollocked for being the biggest f***ing idiot in the Western hemisphere. I made my dad really proud.
Posted on: Sat, 19 Jul 2014 18:10:50 +0000

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