OK, so for April Fools Day, I decided we could play a game of spot the lie. I will list a couple of scenarios, and its YOUR job to spot which one of these statements is not true: 1) I once opened for Eddie Vedder; Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon were about 12 feet from the stage while I crooned Virginia Breeder, Everybody Hates Me and an acoustic rendition of GG Allins Master Daddy. 2) A year before he was drafted, I pitched a game against MLB star pitcher Billy Wagner; my team lost the game, 2-0. 3) My first car was a 1972 Chevelle, which I bought off the side of the road for $500; the previous owner acquired it for bailing his friend out of jail, and was not looking to make a profit. 4) I once played driveway basketball with GG Allin, Ive long suspected he was willing because he wanted beer money. 5) All of these are untrue. 6) None of these are untrue.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 21:56:59 +0000
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