OK,so...twelve is a owl thats got his bollocking face on,eleven is a uncoordinated house cat/drunk giraffe,ten is tigger(or something) and nine is a tiger so what does that make the others...and yes,that includes the war doctor hmm...dont know,but still...this is just pure gold OK just relax,its only an image of an owl and the twelfth docto- NO YOU RELAX!!!! get me f**king Brian! If you dont get me f**king brian im gonna come over there and im gonna lock you in a f**king floatation tank and pump it full of sewage until you f**king drown! O_O...youre still angry that theyve killed Brian off of family guy,arent you? yes...this time the only person who didnt attend his funeral(i think he had a funeral) was that idiot quagmire,,as usual.... well,in my opinion, his death was...unforeseeable deadpool....DEADPOOL!!!!! yep thats what i think No, you do not think that! deadpool, Im going to have to go to International Development and pull darkos f**king hair.....(on the phone with Craig the fact/newspaper core)he did not say unforeseeable,you may have heard him say that but he did not say that and that is a fact.OK, OK, Go ahead and print Unforeseeable. See when I tell your wife about you and the fat turret at the aperture conference, what would be best? An e-mail, a phone-call, what? Hey! I could write it on a cake with those little silver balls: Your Hack husband betrayed you on October the 4th and congratulations on the new baby. ... Yeah, maybe its better to spike it. Yeah, okay, F**kity-Bye! you mind must be like British politics judging by the amount of language im seei- DO NOT F**KING interrupt me again son or I will tear your f**kin skin off, I will wear it to your mothers birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian f**kin Rhapsody, right?....gods sake,hes so dense that light bends around him,now if you dont mind,Ive got a to-do list that’s longer than a f**king Leonard Cohen song i cant even tell if its even the same year anymore... Weve f**king time traveled, yes? Were in a weird and wonderful world where everything is different! Maybe outside the polar ice caps have melted, maybe theres f**king robots knocking about and ezios the new pope. Maybe you can download rice!now,darko,you are to keep to the line i was going to keep to the line,i was going to say i dont think his death was unforeseeable well what is it then? i dont know...foreseeable? no....NO!!! not foresee- THATS F**KING DECLARING WAR!!!DO YOU WANNA F**KING DECLARE WAR?!??!! of course not! here,write this down,its neither foreseeable or unforeseeable OK,its not inevitable nor is it... you better walk this f**king line... evitable.... YOU!HEY!deadpool,put your snifter out there,if his stupidity ambushes him with another surprise opinion about things i like, ill drop a bomb on them well i cant do that can i? its because i- oh does that not fit within your purview,wadey Antoinette? well listen,why dont you just scuttle off back to f**king cranford and play around with your tea and your cakes and your f**king horse-c**ks,LET THEM EAT C**K! you know i dont talk up the war oh really,is that why you said Climb the mountain of conflict? You know what you sounded like? You sounded like a f**king Nazi julie andrews! this has escalated beyond the point of no return...did you know that? Dont get sarcastic with me darko. We burnt this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814 and Im all for doing it again. Starting with you you frat f**k. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your f**king throat itll come out your arse like the wee tail on a playboy bunny.... OK i think thats enough British TV for one week yeah,let me tell you whats going on where you are,sweetheart. A certain vinegar-faced manipulative cow-bag is about to discover hes out of a fu- [hangs up] job. F**king hang up, havent you, you f**king, hoity-toity f**king... you have gone far off track,dude oh im sorry you wont hear anymore swearing from us,you MASSIVE!GAY!S**TE!...F**K OFF!...ok im done O_o....its over....its finally over for now...if i could,id f**king punch you into paralysis WHY ME!?!?!?!?!!? shut up is why
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 09:59:12 +0000
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