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OK, this is strange. I leave my house at 28-30 degrees. Drive less than an hour away, and am sitting in a parking lot at Pet Smart, and its 80 degrees and blowing like crazy. Reminds me of a joke I dont get to tell often because of my faith, but today seemed a perfect opportunity to share. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?? Hang onto your nuts babe, this is going to be one heck of a blow job! Now mind you, I am a Believer, but not prudish in my faith or the way I live my life. Today, as I was dodging things flying at me (literally) and trying to make it back to my vehicle with a large dog crate in hand, I just remembered this joke and have to tell you, I laughed all the way to my Xterra! Then I took a look at my hair, and had to laugh some more. Cousin It lives (and yes, I know a few of you reading this ARE old enough to remember The Addams Family!!) Hahaha. Tall blonde gets attached by large hollow Airline Crate. News at 11pm. Hahaha. Dont mind my goofiness, I am just blowing in the wind. Should be an interesting drive home!! Life is short! Learn to laugh more!
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 00:31:12 +0000

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