OKIE-REDNECK-WIND CHIME Since Ive retired, working people often ask what I do to fill my days with something interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I was in town shopping at the mall. When we came out, there was a POS cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up and demanded to know what the hell was going on? Jerko-cop jus ignored us. So I decided to tell a$$hole what a piece of crap he was. Come on...give a poor retired guy a break!, but Joe-law jus ignored me and continued to write the ticket. So I decided to inform him what a DESIRED WOMAN his mom was.... He glared at me and started writing another ticket on tinted windows. So my wife called him another name and suggested he has a REALLY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP with his sister. Law man finished the 2nd ticket and out it under the wiper, and started a 3rd, 4th, etc. tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Finially we got tired, walked a few isles over, got in OUR truck and drove home. BTW we usually look for vehicles with Obama stickers... We try to have a little fun each day, at my age and since Im retired. Its important to stay busy...I think next we will go to Dollar Tree and follow the sales person around asking: How much does this, and this, and this cost....? Jus a joke... Rowdy Rant OH! And today 22nd Im THANKFUL that I have a sence of humor. ... and the ability to Smile/Laugh at life. Especially in todays World of unfairness, government idiots, and ratical groups... I AM ESPECIALLY THANKFUL THAT MY MOM/DAD ARE STILL AROUND TO DO SIMPLE THINGS LIKE GO TO AUCTIONS, DINNERS, ETC. and ad to the memories I will one day have of how my loving parents raised and molded me into the person I am to my kids, friends, family and others I may interact with in LIFE!
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 04:02:11 +0000
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