OMFG my arms are killing me :( Thought Id be brave and catch a spider with a glass as it was walking across the ceiling, and anyone that knows me knows that I scream like a little girl when I see one in the shower :( Anyway once I caught this big monster that looked like it was after eating me as a snack I asked the wife to pass me a bit of paper so I could seal the glass and chuck the bloody spider out the door. But no she just left me stood in the living room holding a glass up to the ceiling with a bloody tarantula in it :( I couldnt move because I know if I did it would probably land on me, anyway the spiders having a casual stroll around the glass looking for an escape route and the wife is still laughing her head off and I am sweating like a sumo wrestler in a thong factory :( So the wife then thinks its funny to pull down my jeans and my boxers and then open the living room blinds :( That wasnt too bad as I knew the 2 gay guys opposite have gone out as they always do on a Friday, and all the other neighbours I will just avoid for a while :) Then in comes the fecking dog and licks me plums :( I dropped the glass and legged it nearly breaking me neck as my jeans and boxers were round me ankles still, I was out the back door before the glass had even hit the floor :( Glass didnt smash and the fecking spider is probably planning on getting me later :( So now I wont sleep or even go back in the living room :( Sorry if Ive bored you all but Im in the kitchen bored shitless now and I now need to plan the revenge on my wife :)
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 21:17:27 +0000
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