OMG! Standing in line at Safeway tonight, I turned to talk to a lady behind me, finding myself face to face with a BOA CONSTRICTOR CHILLING ON HER SHOULDER!!!!! Arrrggghhh...I hate snakes...I hate the way they move...I hate the way their face looks...I hate the way they EAT...and I HATE BEING FACE TO FACE WITH ONE! My heart started racing, my knees got weak, beads of perspiration started forming on my face, and I leaned as far away as possible and wished with all my heart that lady in front of me didnt have so much stuff to buy! The self-professed Snake Lady told me all about her snake and encouraged me to touch her snake. Politely declining I told her I wasnt really a fan of snakes. Then she double dog dared me to touch her snake. NO THANK YOU! Then the Snake Lady saw what I was buying and said, Gee, I think I am going to go to your house for dinner! The cashier piped in, Sure! Just better not bring the snake! Guess my facial demeanor I was trying to portray as cool and calm, wasnt.... hahaha
Posted on: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 03:33:56 +0000