OSJ #1364 A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, John, has cheated him out of $1 million. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that John would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront John about his missing $1 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, Ask him where the money is! The lawyer, using sign language, asks John, Wheres the money? John signs back, I dont know what you are talking about. The lawyer tells the Godfather, He says he doesnt know what youre talking about. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Johns head and says, Ask him again or Ill kill him! The lawyer signs to John, Hell kill you if you dont tell him. John trembles and signs, OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin cousins house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, What did he say? The lawyer replies, He says you dont have the balls to pull the trigger! #joker
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 06:06:01 +0000