OUCH! The problem with not being arsed to change your light bulbs in your bedside lamps is --- if your anything like me! where as you have got to navigate your way to your bed once you have switched the BIG light off with your arms in front of you like some kind of dozy pist up zombie...dodging socks and undies like an assault course in the dark (plus my bedding is the colour black which doesnt help)...then you think you have felt the side of the bed with your leg so you decide to sit down(presumably on your bed)....only to realise that thing you felt with your leg was the bedside cabinet...and you completely miss the bed drop like a lump of lead to the floor....and literally bang down on a pint glass full of water with your arse....I now feel like I have a big ring on my bum ffs.....#shinethelight
Posted on: Fri, 04 Jul 2014 21:40:35 +0000
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