Ode to Parsis - A Poem ... May OUR tribe increase. We are the sugar in the milk And we are proud of our ilk We blend in with the rest And yet maintain all that is best We are vouched for our honesty & sometimes condemned for our duplicity We are patriotic & political And our opinions are even a tad mental We can be sweet as honey & generous with our money But u trifle with us sonny & u see the side of us thats brawny (& I swear khodaiji our blows arent puny) We treat our maids like queen Most of us have an OCD to be clean Our cars & bikes are our worldly treasures Taking care of them -our lifes supreme pleasures Our dhanshaks are loved & our patrani machi are adored & they are talked about Like vintage wine & best cheese board! We pray to Ahuramazda With all our faith & best sandalwood And when we go to Udvada Its as much for tari & the food!! MC BC & dirty jokes Women & men - we are all jovial blokes We are risqué we are naughty Fat or thin we all flaunt our booty But that I can assure Our intentions are never faulty We eat we drink & make out Of that there should be no doubt Yes our population is dwindling Its a common topic for all to freak out We shall not co habit with the in-Iaw We shall not marry young We know we know our flaw And we dont need the census to tell us so Ame Parsi - ame great We come in all sizes shapes, bent & straight We like to argue & contemplate Which is why we have So many parks & gardens, mate Our friends like us strangely Mad eccentric bonkers & crazily For when they are down & weary They turn for a peg to a bawaji So with our wit & our whiskey We help them be merry & frisky ! Ame Parsi - Ame Great !
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 09:03:58 +0000
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