Ode to the great British Breakfast A full English breakfast, then lashings of toast With marmalade, tea and the rest. Theres no other nation can equal our boast, A morning in Britains the best! A croissant or pancakes are fine in their way But not what you need at the start of the day. The language of England is mans greatest gift, Far better than Chinese or French, The verses of Shakespeare can give you a lift While Spanish is still on the bench. And how did the English give birth to this peach? By starting with breakfasts that others cant reach. A great revolution was born in this land When industry rose to the heights, From coal, tin and iron a future was planned, With steam trains and other delights And when they could pause after shoveling coal They fried up a breakfast to rebuild the soul! Take Newton or Darwin or other great men, They knew what was needed to start, A daybreaking meal that scores ten out of ten Can give even common men heart. So give up your baguettes dont make too much fuss Without a full English youre no match for us! Remember the importance of breakfast!! theguardian/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2014/jan/30/breakfast-lunch-dinner-porridge-eggs-full-english
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 15:41:59 +0000
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