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Officer: Mrs. Hix, so why arent you wearing your seat belt today? Me: Well you see Mr. Officer this lovely outfit of mine does not wish to get wrinkled this afternoon.. Someone should invent a wrinkle free seat belt! ;) Officer: Looks at me once, looks at me twice, and turns to write up the ticket.. 47mph, this is what the ticket is for. Me: BUT I SLOWED DOWN WHEN I SAW YOU... Officer: YOUR FINAL WARNING MRS. HIX. Wheeeww! Saved.. the last thing I need today.Love you Ben!

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