Oh! I totally have to vent and if foul language is offensive to you perhaps you should scroll past. OMW home today this excessively lifted truck passes me on 1604. Rear passenger, sticks his arm out the window and crosses his fingers at us. I didnt catch it , but Tris says that dude just called your Jeep pussy. I said what? He pointed it out, dude still doing it. Im all WTF? Why is he giving me shit? Tris says bc his truck is bigger than yours. I told Tris. Im certain My dick is bigger than his, thats what having a truck that size means. Tris is laughing and says hes giving you shit. WELL... In case you missed it, Im not a shit taker, and lucky for him Im also not a road rager. Eventually I get next to him and This kid looks about 14!!! I decided then to chalk it up to his age, and not give him the stink eye or gestures of my own. BUT If I had any other opportunity to put this arrogant lil bastard in his place he wouldve had confidence issues for the rest of his natural born life. Someone was looking out for that little f#cker today... AND His parents should be embarrassed that their crotch fruit is running around making gestures to people and defining the word douchebag for society. I know its impossible for me to correct all the wrongs in our world but asshats like this little jizz stain need to encounter someone like me earlier rather than later in life... People, dont leave it to me humiliate your children. I can, I will and I have, but you should make sure they are aware that people know this upcoming generation got medals just for participating, and No one is intimidated by them because daddy shelled out a few extra Gs to tell the ladies this kid needs a ridiculous truck to feel masculine. Ok, Im done.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 07:24:35 +0000